Life in the Old Dog Yet?

Remember Howard Keel and Kathryn Grayson, or was it Alfred Drake and Patricia Morison, as they gazed down on the Jungfrau? Well, then, you'll know what I'm talking about, when I say that a lead-in to Wonderbra has come to me, as if in a nightmare:

Gazing down past your neckline,
One can tell you're no Katie Price.
If there's not much to see
Where the headlights 'd be,
May I offer one word of advice—?

Wonderbra, Wonderbra! etc.

Lyric © 2008 Nathaniel DesH. Petrikov

The problem with this verse—yep, there's always a problem—is that Katie Price is not as well-known Stateside as her spectacular, and endearingly artificial, assets would justify. Since the allusion may be lost on a lot of y'all, I've added the link.

(So does this mean the honeymoon is over? Not so, but far otherwise!)