Free at Last
Yesterday, I decided that it was high time to get connected to the Internet. It's A.D. 2009, I told myself, and everyone and his brother is websurfing these days; why shouldn't I? Nay--why shouldn't I, ba goom?!
So I canceled my account with Verizon DSL.
Instantaneously, my connection problems have ceased, and I'm now a websurfin' fool.
(This means, of course, that the old parody website is Code 423-Locked. But I took the elementary precaution of downloading its contents before canceling the account. Someday, I suppose, I'll post it summers else.)
So I highly recommend to everyone within eyeshot of this page that canceling Verizon DSL is the only way to go!
P.S. The ol' Ball-and-Socket tells me that a solicitor for Verizon FiOS has already knocked twice at our door this week. I just had to laugh.
So I canceled my account with Verizon DSL.
Instantaneously, my connection problems have ceased, and I'm now a websurfin' fool.
(This means, of course, that the old parody website is Code 423-Locked. But I took the elementary precaution of downloading its contents before canceling the account. Someday, I suppose, I'll post it summers else.)
So I highly recommend to everyone within eyeshot of this page that canceling Verizon DSL is the only way to go!
P.S. The ol' Ball-and-Socket tells me that a solicitor for Verizon FiOS has already knocked twice at our door this week. I just had to laugh.
posted by npetrikov at 4:40 PM
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