Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Vulgar Expression

A capital joke just fluttered into the spacious void between my ears. No point in wasting it, thought I, so here it is.

You're [all?--Petrikov. Dele.--Ed.] acquainted with the vulgar expression for one's wife--the ol' Ball-and-Chain. Well, I've decided henceforth to refer to the Immortal Beloved as the ol' Ball-and-Socket.

Because we're joined at the hip, of course.


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