HOT Damn!!

Gov. Eliot Spitzer of Nyok is, perhaps, the most self-righteous, pompous, arrogant, ruthless and pharisaical demagogue to attain public office since the days of the New Deal. For starters, I'm thinking of his plan to thwart national immigration policy by issuing driver's licenses to illegals; his repeated usurpations of federal criminal jurisdiction with self-congratulatory attendant grandstanding that made Senator Chuck Schumer look like a piker; and his unilateral determination to treat tobacco companies as tortfeasors. If this were the 1930's, Frank Capra would be directing Edward Arnold in his biopic.

Well, El's finally 'fessed up to something. A child of privilege, he could not, of course, have hired an honest working girl to haul his ashes, oh, no, no, no; his bit of crumpet had to be a gold-bottomed, diamond-encrusted whore.

Beggin' yer pardon, Guv'nor, but them gels is too good for the loiks of us!