Another Potshot at Cheney

On my way to work this morning, a one-liner about Vice President Cheney occurred to me, to the tune of McCoy's Why Don't You Do Right (memorably sung by Miss Peggy Lee):

He hunts for Osama, and be-
Fore he's through,
He takes down a lawyer with a
.22:
He's Dudley Do-Right.
Also Mr. Magoo.

Lyric © 2006 Nathaniel DesH. Petrikov

I see no reason to take this any further. Not even to finish the section (you know, the line that goes, "Get out of here, and get me some money, too").