Good Ol' Toyota

One of our most cherished of liberties in America is the God-given right to operate a motor vehicle on the public thoroughfare while inebriated. It's a right that's been under increasing attack of late, but one company has found the courage to resist the attempts of blue-noses to spoil our fun: Toyota.

Toyota, let it be noted, has for some time now been advertising motor vehicles on television to the tune of What Shall We Do With a Drunken Sailor?

Never let it be said that Big Business has no social conscience!