Crazy 8's Addendum

Now that I've slept on it, I realize that I met my first wife in 1978 and that Our Own Miss Sallie Parker, the One Who Got Away (Hi, Sal!), was born in 1958. So actually, all this "8" stuff amounts to the Ten-Year Itch. What I'm afraid of is that somebody's going to wind up dead, divorced or worse, come 2018.