That Well-Known Arab, Allova Bar Shoutin

I'm too lazy to link to it, but yesterday, The New York Post quoted the Gummint as calling al-Zarqawi the most dangerous man on the planet and, almost in the same breath, a nobody whom they'd magnified, so as to incite schism among leaders of the Iraqi insurgency.

Hmmmmm.

Still, a tag popped into my head as I read the Post, although it had precious little to do with the Gummint's Newspeak. To the tune of Wrubel's Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah:

Slippery mullahs, slippery ways—
Dog my kittens, but they're pains in the A's!
Snuff al-Zarqawi? Everyone brays,
"Infidel Yankees! Only a phase!"

Will you look at Tora Bora?
They're in nooks and crannies,
Shackin' up with Pakistanis.
Slippery mullahs, slippery ways—
They will exhaust us, one of these days.

Lyric © 2006 Nathaniel DesH. Petrikov

The song has a way of going around and around and around, so there's plenty of room for more releases and endings, if I can think of 'em.