Mother's Day, Part II

Anent my last post: Theo Morse's original had two choruses, so why shouldn't mine? Here goes:

M is for her monumental mamm'ries;
O is for her overstuffed brassiere;
T is tits, like two Toyota Camrys;
H is hefty hooters--here and here.
E is elephantine Bristol Cities;
R is for Raquels--she's quite a grilf.
Put them all together, they spell “Mother”
(And, yes, my friends, I still mean MILF).

And, if you're wondering, "grilf" is early Usenet slang for girlfriend. You think rhyming "MILF" is easy?!